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Current music:	The Kennedys, 'When I Go.'
Entry tags:	zombies

The best argument for Bush, EVER.
This little gem is from mdrnprometheus. See the glory:

"With all this electioneering, there's one major issue that I'm really annoyed is not being discussed, because it's important.

I speak, of course, of zombies. As we all know, the time is not far off when the dead of our great nation will rise from their graves as zombies bent upon devouring the flesh of the living. We need a President who has a plan to deal with that menace. We need a President who will be able to personally pick up a shotgun and travel the country defending us from this great evil. Now, the fact is, John Kerry probably wouldn't even be able to load a shotgun correctly, and certainly wouldn't be able to fire it hundreds and hundreds of times -- we know he has shoulder pain! George Bush, on the other hand, has a man who is practically a zombie as his vice president. He understands the zombie physiology better than any president in history. Kerry is a sensitive, caring guy who would probably try to reason with the zombies and get himself eaten. Bush is a reckless crusader who would shoot first and ask questions later, which is precisely what you need to do when dealing with zombies. He'd have the guts to carry out pre-emptive strikes against people who weren't zombies yet, but who had been bitten and were therefore guaranteed to become zombies in the future. It's pretty clear which candidate you'd want at your side defending you from the living dead.

George W. Bush in 2004. Because, you know, there might be zombies."

(The original link is here: Zooooooombies!)