Spin my whole damn world around;
I don’t think I’m in Kansas anymore.
Gray dissolves to emerald green --
Children’s stories can play mean,
And no one wants to tell me what’s the score.
So you think you know my tale,
The secret story of Dorothy Gale,
The girl who rode the whirlwind to a land that man forgot?
Just forget what you’ve been told --
All that glitters is not gold.
Some little things got left out, and a little means a lot.
I was tired of seeing gray;
Guess that’s why I ran away,
A twister in the body of a girl.
There’s no time for a backwards glance,
No chance you’ll get a second chance
When black clouds of the future start to curl.
Sharper than a serpent’s tooth,
The lies they tell us in our youth,
Filled with pretty poison that will set your soul to rot.
There’s no way to run or hide
When the future is denied --
Some little things get broken, and a little means a lot.
Scarecrows dangle as a warning to the wise;
Careful now, be wary.
Dragons lurk and witches lie.
Careful, now, these woods are scary.
Play for keeps and play to win,
I still don’t know where I’ve been,
But I know the fix I’m in --
Can this broken pathway bear me home?
So you think you know this tale,
The secret story of Dorothy Gale --
The girl who just got swept up in a fate she never sought?
If you know the way things go,
Tell me, ‘cause I need to know.
Some little things got left out, and a little means a lot.
It really means a lot.
Ain’t no silver slipper waiting here to take me home.
Author's note: If this seems to lack context, you should really take a look at Dorothy, a photo comic published by the folks behind
September 27 2005, 03:46:35 UTC 6 years ago
September 27 2005, 03:49:02 UTC 6 years ago
I'm still deliberating on whether to send a copy to the folks over at
September 27 2005, 03:58:15 UTC 6 years ago
Oh do, I bet they'd love it!
September 27 2005, 04:02:16 UTC 6 years ago
September 27 2005, 09:53:55 UTC 6 years ago
A twister in the body of a girl is pretty much exactly the right vision of our Dot Gale. What a great tag line. I should have used it in the ads.
If you know the way things go,
Tell, ‘cause I need to know.
Well, we do have to keep some secrets...
September 27 2005, 15:27:20 UTC 6 years ago
Welcome, and wow! I didn't actually expect you to drop by. You're welcome, and thank you, for the comic, which is amazing, and I should have a decent MP3 for you before too terribly long. (I can record scratchy voice tracks at home, which is how I get other people to learn to accompany me, but they don't get the feeling across as well as the fully orchestrated stuff does. For some odd reason.)
I love that line, too, and you're welcome to abduct it and abuse it at will; I have no qualms. (It was almost cut, because I loathe rhyming 'girl', but sometimes, you just can't.)
I'm glad you're keeping some secrets, and I greatly look forward to following them down the road, whether or not it turns out to be a golden one. I clap my hands and squee when new issues hit the shelves, and spend too much time chatting at the booth at every con. So yay!
October 26 2005, 03:09:07 UTC 6 years ago
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September 27 2005, 10:39:56 UTC 6 years ago
I love watching new songs be created!
September 27 2005, 14:52:12 UTC 6 years ago
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September 27 2005, 11:22:33 UTC 6 years ago
(Heh. Twister. Sucked in. I made a feeble pun by accident. Heh heh...
OK I'll shut up now. [BLUSH])
September 27 2005, 14:52:54 UTC 6 years ago
If the song works without the context, I win. So yay, I win! Victory is mine, and is both a) sweet and b) shiny. Sweet, shiny victory, and also, hugs for you.
Glee.
September 27 2005, 13:45:35 UTC 6 years ago
[ Ooh, comics icon ]
September 27 2005, 14:56:43 UTC 6 years ago
I need a comics icon, but my scanner is broken, and I want it to be either Emma Frost (a very specific shot) or the Stepford Cuckoos.
September 28 2005, 16:11:07 UTC 6 years ago
September 27 2005, 13:58:11 UTC 6 years ago
I've felt that Wicked is to the book what MGM's musical was to it's book. Both are cute enjoyable stories but are not true to the story line or mood of the originals.
I'm listening to it mentally with a slower, moodier tune rather than a bright perky one. I hope I'm right there.
September 27 2005, 15:13:57 UTC 6 years ago
I can see your point about 'Wicked'. And since the book it's based on is more openly dark than the first Oz book, the fact that it's darker than the MGM musical doesn't destroy the comparison.
It's not a bright, perky tune; more of an angry one. 'Screw you for thinking I'm Judy Garland skipping down a goldleaf primrose pathway' is the abiding feeling, if that makes sense?
September 27 2005, 16:36:32 UTC 6 years ago
I've read all the Baum Oz books, plus a sprinkling of the later material. Only very recently read Wicked, which I would regard as quite a good novel if only the author had not tried to graft it onto the Baum material -- as an Oz book of any sort, I think it fails utterly. I think it's one of only two books I've ever read (out of tens of thousands) that I have actually literally thrown across a room.
For much better modern Oz riffs, I'd recommend either of these:
The Oz-Wonderland War: comics treatment, featuring not only Baum's and Carroll's world but the bizarre DC funny-animals of "Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew". Obscure and probably hard to find today, but astonishingly on-target in a great many ways.
The Emerald Wand of Oz: Brand new Oz book, just published this past summer, by superb writer Sherwood Smith (aka
September 27 2005, 16:33:09 UTC 6 years ago